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Jennifer
2025-09-01 10:39:47
This baby packs a big punch for such a little price! For the small fee of $19.99, and a customizable feature of 4 color varieties, you can electrocute seedy stalkers in parking garages or pervy blind Hinge dates at bars with ease! This little stick of dynamite, as I fondly call it, is both discrete and maximally powerful. It’s sleek like your favorite tube of magenta lipstick and slips into the grooves of your palm like a familiar cell phone.Mine once “became discharged†after a night of binge gin drinking landed a friend and I behind a dumpster in a clichely sketchy alleyway. A nearby vagrant sauntered over wanting to instill his misogynistic right in the world onto us. Well, think again, old and hostile guy. Oh.. did I mention the product fits right on your keychain? As easy as a flick of your car keys from your jeans pocket… I guess the criminal wasn’t expecting two young women to be armed with miniature stun guns powerful enough to knock him onto his ass and into a pile of hot sewer garbage. I’m sure he was also less than thrilled to be laid out by a fuschia tube of electrical fortitude. Might I recommend aiming for those fleshy and sensitive areas like the groin, neck, or bicep? I must say I’m quite partial to the targeted groin area if I’m honest.And it doesn’t stop there! While it is an excellent point of conversation at parties–try to refrain from drunkenly testing it out on friends though… trust me. It also comes equipped with an LED flashlight and it definitely works for late-night trips to the john if you can’t find your phone! However be warned… the button to stun and the button to illuminate are dangerously close together… don’t make my silly mistake dear reader! And don’t fret… once you’ve ejected its juices on plenty of creepy gents you can just charge the thing back up! It comes complete with an attachment that plugs right into the wall and blinks when fully charged! What more could you ask for? Who needs a bodyguard when you have a pocket protector like this? And they never see it coming!
Mackenzie Acevedo
2025-08-25 13:32:40
So easy to conceal, easy to recharge cause of the plug, also fits in my tiny purse ,makes me feel so much safer out at night, I dropped it once and the plastic came off a bit, I panicked, not to friet I popped it back and bam works like new again. So durable lol also love that it's pink 🩷
Nita
2025-08-24 18:41:07
Yo be small.it is mighty. I love it
Customer
2025-06-19 14:52:43
Turned on the light about 3 times and tested out the alarm 2 times. Went to use it again, probably less than a week, and it is dead. I still like it.
Angela S.
2025-04-27 15:29:30
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Grace
2025-04-24 10:45:13
Item arrived used or burned around edges.Will reorder though due to size and ease of use!
Customer
2025-01-12 18:15:02
The flashlight works well, but the taser is useless
Isaiah
2024-12-22 17:24:37
Finally, feel safe walking around, this is a blessing. I am constantly being harassed, I’ve experienced the darkest experiences by predatory men, abused, left me with PTSD, on Disability, developed agoraphobia. I don’t leave my house. I finally went outside today with this marvel, and had this in my hands, and I felt my confidence back. Don’t listen to the bad reviews. Protect yourself. I even get people who talk down to me, and disrespect me, because I look like a model, and everybody is always on topof me. My neighbors steal my packages. Next time, I point this and switch it on, and press that button. That sound is enough to deter them away. No more.
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