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The Big Bad Boogey Woogey Man
2025-07-26 18:31:58
I'm no George Foreman when it comes to grilling. I'm not some fat, old timey punch bag riding the coattails of my fleeting fame and noteriety for a few degrading measley bucks.I could never be that lucky,,,So, as I was saying I'm pretty much a novice griller, mostly because my yield on cooked food is approximately 45% - yeah, I know, bush league numbers for sure. It was a wonder how my wife and her boyfriend continued to put up & live with me! Such shame in the kitchen!. Resolutely following her orders on hiring a third party productivity consultant to establish more bountiful yields, We were thrilled to find it was all attributed to HOT DOG LOSSES!You see like so many other Americans I was uninfomed and tried to simply pick up hot dogs with grill tongs!! BIG MISTAKE!! I now proudly boast a 100% YIELD ON DOGS!!!Thanks to these nifty HOT DOG GRABBERS!!! GET YOURS TODAY!!!(Now pretend I'm an old fat washed up punch bag, and buy yours today)This is not a paid endorsement.Vote Klingon.
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