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Bad Parking Cards - 100Pcs You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards -Funny Parking Violation Tickets with Multi Violation Reasons (3.5 x 2 Inches), Red

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  • VALUE PACK of 100 - Get our You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards, featuring a smooth surface and crafted from 14PT thick cardstock paper for durability.
  • EASY USAGE - Sized at 3.5”x 2” inches (Standard Business Card Size), these cards provide a simple and effective way to convey a message to drivers who need a parking reminder. Share with family and friends, spreading the humor or using them as a novelty gag gift.
  • MULTI-REASON WARNING - The back of each card lists multiple reasons for the parking violation, allowing you to quickly check the applicable one for efficient communication with the violator and better control of the parking area.
  • IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - Leave these attention-grabbing cards on windshields or driver's door windows to send a clear message to those who park without permission. The writable area at the back allows you to personalize your comments for a stronger impact.
  • CONVENIENT AND SATISFYING - These bad parking notes save time and effort in addressing wrong parking. Simply check the appropriate reason, place it on the driver's car, and communicate your message in a direct yet reasonable manner. We are confident you'll love our Bad Parking Cards - pure satisfaction guaranteed


It's time to express your sentiments with flair and finesse. Transform the mundane act of handing out parking warnings into an art form. Our value pack of 100 cards is your arsenal against the parking-challenged, adding a touch of sophistication to your quest for orderly parking. Crafted with care from 14PT thick cardstock, these cards boast a smooth surface that feels as satisfying to touch as it is to use. Our cards feature a genius multi-reasons notice system – the perfect blend of efficiency and effectiveness. Tick the applicable reason, from inconsiderate parking to outright idiocy, and let the card speak for you. Quantity: 100 cards Material: Premium quality 14PT thick cardstock Size: 3.5" x 2" inches with rounded corners


MrClay
September 3, 2025
These CDXHOME "You Absolutely Suck At Parking" cards are an absolute game-changer! The design is bold and eye-catching, and the multi-violation reasons add a hilarious touch that gets the point across without being overly aggressive. The cards are sturdy and just the right size to slip under a wiper without worrying about them flying away. I've used a few already, and I can’t lie—it felt oddly satisfying. Perfect for venting frustration in a lighthearted way while hopefully encouraging better parking habits. Highly recommend if you're tired of sloppy parkers!
n4mmc
July 2, 2025
Gets lots of laughs. Great value.
Liz Scott
June 14, 2025
Phenomenal! Appreciate that they don’t have “foul language” unlike ALL the others I’ve found. They’re hard sturdy cards. Great quality. I just wish there was a little more room to write more 😂
Dietrich Brown
May 27, 2025
Great prank idea for co workers!
Mark Cox
May 22, 2025
Very funny cards. Very well made.
Alan
May 20, 2025
Some people need gentle reminders. I’m glad they are cheap enough
Customer
May 12, 2025
Funny. Love them!
Leanora K
April 15, 2025
Better quality than I thought it would be
MWS
April 4, 2025
Good funny cards, they were all out of the plastic packaging inside the amazon packaging, a few were ripped but the rest were in great condition
Willem
February 21, 2025
Zoals op de site beschreven.
Client d'
January 16, 2025
Commande conforme